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Jan. 1st, 2020

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Apr. 21st, 2006

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I don't think I'm pregnant this cycle. I should start my period on Sunday and I'm not having any symptoms of PMS or pregnancy.

I'm pretty bummed out about that as well as the fact that Lady S is leaving. There's a girls night out tonight and I almost don't want to go. Sad. I have most of next week off so I'll be cleaning the house top to bottom. A nice spring cleaning is in order. I also plan on many days of lying in my lawn chair in the sun while reading.

Sad.

Apr. 16th, 2006

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I hate waiting. I think the earliest I can start testing for this cycle is on the 20th.

Apr. 5th, 2006

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According to numerous ovulation calculators I should be ovulating sometime between yesterday and the 17th. Whew! I guess there's going to be a lot of sexin' in the House of S. You know, just to cover all of our bases. ;D

Mar. 24th, 2006

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False alarm.
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Day 3: No period. Negative test. Brown, light spotting consistant with previous pregnancy, not consistant with period.

Add onto pregnancy list: Very vivid dreams.

Last night I dreamt that I was a ghost haunting the Target store I used to work at. How sad is that?

Mar. 23rd, 2006

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Day 2: No period, negative test. I said I was going to wait a couple of days to test again but I just had to do it.

Reasons why I don't think I'm pregnant:
1) Negative pregnancy test.

Reasons why I think I'm pregnant:
1)No period
2)Sore, swollen boobs
3)Slight crampy "just about to start my period" feeling for about a week now. Normally I just cramp the day I start. This is consistant with my previous pregnancy.
4)Food cravings
5)Emotional rollercoaster. I chewed out -p at work yesterday only to find out that I had approved the issue about 20 minutes earlier and just forgot. I had to sheepishly apologise.
6)A little thing I like to call "hormone-induced retardation." I'm doing STUPID things at work.
A) Yesterday we were doing a circ (which I have set up for and assisted AT LEAST twenty times) and my doc opened the surgical pack I had set up and he said, "This is a minor surgery pack!" I said, "It said Vas on the pack!" He replied, "They must have mislabeled it!" I walked out the door, stopped, turned around and ducked my head back in the room. I said, "We're doing a circ. I gave you a vas pack. Sorry." My doc laughed and said, "You said vas and I didn't even notice! Hah!" Luckily the parents of the child we were circumcising are really cool people and just laughed it off.
B)Two days ago my doc was performing a pilonidal cyst removal and he asked me to bring him an Allis (sp?) clamp. I told him I didn't know what it was. He briefly described it (mind you, he was mid-procedure) and I ran out and tried to find it. I brought him (in order) tissue scissors, tissue forceps, a hemostat, and O-ring forceps. He said no to all of them. I then found another doc who I asked to help me find it and he handed me tissue forceps. I almost burst into tears. I told him that they were tissue forceps not an Allis clamp. The other doc said it was okay, that's what my doc "meant" to say. I walked in the room and held them out to my doc who said, "Nope. Those are still tissue forceps." He described them one more time and I finally found what he was looking for. I swear that man has such patience for me. Any other doc would have chewed me a new one.
7) I have to pee every five minutes.

I'm so confused. I need to stop stressing over it and just let nature take its course but I want this so badly that I think I'm causing psychosomatic symptoms to occur. Though I don't think I can fake the hormone-induced retardation. AAAARRRGGGGG!

Mar. 22nd, 2006

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Just an update. So far: no period, and the pregnancy tests have been negative. I've been avoiding doing a serum test (which I can easily have done at work) because I'm worried that it will be negative too. I'm so scared that I'm making myself "feel pregnant," I'm worried that it's all in my head.

Mar. 21st, 2006

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I got more stories than J.D.'s got Salingers

I am the Champ and you are the challenger!

I was listening to the Beastie Boys on the way home from work. You gotta love 'em.

So. . . I'm just gonna cut right to the chase. I am bat-shit insane. I haven't missed my period yet but I think I'm pregnant, though the dates are all wrong. Let me explain: I'm having pregnancy symptoms which cruelly enough mimic PMS. Cramping, sore boobies, emotional rollercoasters. However I don't think our "timing" was right if you get my drift. I'm supposed to start my period tomorrow so we'll see.

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Mar. 13th, 2006

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So we aren't trying to get pregnant but we have started playing the fun game titled "Vatican Roulette" aka The Rhythm Method. I'm so sick of condoms. I haven't had to use condoms for almost six years. Granted, condoms weren't as cool back then as they are now. Some have heating lube on them and some even have vibrating rings on them. Crazy! I'm tired of them so we're trying a different strategy. We'll see how well it works.

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