Reasons why I don't think I'm pregnant:
1) Negative pregnancy test.
Reasons why I think I'm pregnant:
2)Sore, swollen boobs
3)Slight crampy "just about to start my period" feeling for about a week now. Normally I just cramp the day I start. This is consistant with my previous pregnancy.
5)Emotional rollercoaster. I chewed out -p at work yesterday only to find out that I had approved the issue about 20 minutes earlier and just forgot. I had to sheepishly apologise.
6)A little thing I like to call "hormone-induced retardation." I'm doing STUPID things at work.
A) Yesterday we were doing a circ (which I have set up for and assisted AT LEAST twenty times) and my doc opened the surgical pack I had set up and he said, "This is a minor surgery pack!" I said, "It said Vas on the pack!" He replied, "They must have mislabeled it!" I walked out the door, stopped, turned around and ducked my head back in the room. I said, "We're doing a circ. I gave you a vas pack. Sorry." My doc laughed and said, "You said vas and I didn't even notice! Hah!" Luckily the parents of the child we were circumcising are really cool people and just laughed it off.
B)Two days ago my doc was performing a pilonidal cyst removal and he asked me to bring him an Allis (sp?) clamp. I told him I didn't know what it was. He briefly described it (mind you, he was mid-procedure) and I ran out and tried to find it. I brought him (in order) tissue scissors, tissue forceps, a hemostat, and O-ring forceps. He said no to all of them. I then found another doc who I asked to help me find it and he handed me tissue forceps. I almost burst into tears. I told him that they were tissue forceps not an Allis clamp. The other doc said it was okay, that's what my doc "meant" to say. I walked in the room and held them out to my doc who said, "Nope. Those are still tissue forceps." He described them one more time and I finally found what he was looking for. I swear that man has such patience for me. Any other doc would have chewed me a new one.
7) I have to pee every five minutes.
I'm so confused. I need to stop stressing over it and just let nature take its course but I want this so badly that I think I'm causing psychosomatic symptoms to occur. Though I don't think I can fake the hormone-induced retardation. AAAARRRGGGGG!
Day 2: No period, negative test. I said I was going to wait a couple of days to test again but I just had to do it.